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Women complain about premenstrual
syndrome, but I think of Women need a reason to have
sex. Men just need a place. "Women might be able
to fake orgasms. But men can fake The secret of life is honesty
and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you have got it made.
"There are only two
reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: My girlfriend always laughs
during sex -- no matter what she's reading." Honesty is the key to a
relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. "Hockey is a sport
for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. "Things you'll never
hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive "I read somewhere that
77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in "Capital punishment
turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment "Clinton lied. A man
might forget where he parks or where According to a new survey,
women say they feel more comfortable There's a new medical crisis.
Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to
latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? When the sun comes up, I
have morals again. There's very little advice
in men's magazines, because men Instead of getting married
again, I'm going to find some woman I really don't like and just give
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